Hello … please join me for my first trail as a hare. I love you all so much that I have planned a trail that is 100% downhill. There is no shiggy whatsoever. Also, first beer stop is cash only. I love you all so much! No one can complain about my trail because if you do, I will FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!

As always, expect to be disappointed.

Bring a fleshlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark

Bring monies for contra stops.

Have a good appetite for beer.

Trail should be mostly fido friendly, but you may not be able to bring your dog into one of the contra stops.

Shiggy Factor = .69

Cum as you are.

We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.

Bring Virgins. (new people N@)

We never charge hash cash.

Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup @ 06:30PM

On out @ 7PM