April showers bring May flowers.

If the Darkside all-nighter is too long with too little drinking, you can ruin your life with us instead.

As always, expect to be disappointed.

Bring a fleshlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark

Bring monies for contra stops.

Have a good appetite for beer.

Trail should be mostly fido friendly, but you may not be able to bring your dog into one of the contra stops.

Shiggy Factor = .69

Cum as you are.

We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.

Bring Virgins. (new people N@)

We never charge hash cash.

Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup @ 06:30PM

On out @ 7PM

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